Peanut Butter Banana Sandwhiches

Ok listen up grab a nanner on the way home... lets see you will need some Fritoes so pick up some of them too. -The skinny ones not those funky big curved ones that you have to have for the bean dip. You can get the Frits wherever you get the yellow fellow. Oh yeah and make sure you have some milk at home... real milk none of that 2% crap! -SKIM!????? What are you a tree huggin' lib'ral vegetarian? Don’t poison your body with that faux milk. Skim is just WHITE WATER! YUCK! Pour that chemist pee on your houseplants and get the real stuff. Ok then when you get to the house pull down a plate and cut off about half the baNAna. Peal it and throw the peel away. (or save it for the fry later but that's another story) Then get a fork and the peanut butter out of the cabinet... THE CREAMY! It is just sad that I have to even say that! If you use crunchy you irritate the fruit and me and you'll get botulism and die a horrid death and you'll stink at your funeral so just save the "oh the crunchier is much better" speech for losers who like puffy Cheetoes and lets move on. Now take your fork and scoop out about 2 tablespoons of peanut butter and flop it down right on top of the banana. Now get to mushing baby! MUSH mush mUsh MuSH MUSH mush mUsh MuSH (add some more peanut butter if you need to but you are going for about half and half with perhaps a smidgin more nanna than Peter Pan. WHAT! JIF! FOR THE LOVE OF-! Remind me to bop you on the head with a butter knife later. I guess Jif will work but if you used Reese's peanut butter then just throw the whole plate in the garbage... cause its ruint!) Ok now assuming everthing worked out there get you two pieces of WHITE bread. No wheat will NOT work you numbskull. ARG! Don't get me started again. Now goop it on thick about 1 quarter inch thick. There should be some left over... is there? Good. -That's for your Fritoes. Pour the milk and go at it! mmmmmmmm mmmmmm (some people add a slice of baloney at the end but they're mostly sickos and retards that don’t know no better). This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the foundation for the improvement of life (and sandwiches).Ps. Just a tip but wash your plate off as soon as you're done. The banana will turn black and through the miracle of nature, spawn a mold in the peanut butter that looks like frizzy white haired naked old black women and getting it off the plate at that point is like scrapping tar off brick.